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So, yesterday, after school, my little sister told me she thought she might be pregnant.

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Contribute to this Suggest an edit or add missing content. Ben does not use a condom and eight weeks later, Allison discovers that she is pregnant. But if you want ,then do whatever that floats in your mind. However, Ben needs to grow up first to raise a family of his own. Box office Edit. Grab some popcorn,get some friends,and laugh your butt off at this funny and brilliant comedy if you haven't already.

FAQ 6. And your stupid little fucking rope! You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves. Related news. Watch options.


Save the due date. Aug 28 ScreenRant. Bill Hader Brent as Brent.

Universal Pictures Apatow Productions. Maude Apatow Sadie as Sadie. Leslie Mann Debbie as Debbie. I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. Technical specs Edit.

Trivia Film debut of Ken Jeong. Jason Segel Jason as Jason. The one thing that I probably dislike about the movie is it's running time. I would tear that ass up.

In. Comedy Romance. When it comes to comedy,Judd knows exactly how to make people laugh until they beg him to make another movie. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. Aug 25 MovieWeb. Iris Apatow Charlotte as Charlotte. Crazy credits Baby photos of the cast and crew are shown during the closing credits. Jay Baruchel Jay as Jay.

Jonah Hill Jonah as Jonah. I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. Details Edit. Kristen Wiig Jill as Jill.

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But its definitely worth it when it comes to 'Knocked Up' and Judd Apatow. The Total Recall bit doesn't even appear in deleted scenes, meaning it seems to have vanished. Video Photos Top cast Edit. Even you probably wouldn't want to watch a really funny movie that lasts minutes. Release date June 1, United States.


Doorman : I know I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. What the fuck is your problem?

Judd Apatow is simply a genius. Judd Apatow. Runtime 2h 9min. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. Connections Featured in Getaway: Episode User reviews Review. You're a doorman, okay. Debbie : What? Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around.

United States. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd. What's the song that plays during the second half of the theatrical trailer? Official Facebook. What are the differences between the theatrical version and the unrated edition? It's a smart and refreshing movie that actually teaches a lesson:make sure you wear a condom when you have sex with a woman.

Storyline Edit. Rated R for sexual content, drug use and language.

Paul Rudd Pete as Pete. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. Top credits Director Judd Apatow. Debbie leaves the place but Allison stays with Ben, drinking and dancing along all night; completely wasted, they end up having a one night stand. She calls Ben and they decide to Knocked up my sister stories to stay together and have the baby. Charlyne Yi Jodi as Jodi. Top Gap. For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his. NOTE: He plays a doctor in this film, and is a doctor in real life.

Director Judd Apatow. Alternate versions In the UK theatrical release, during the first scene where the guys work on their website, the material regarding Short Cuts was replaced by a skit on Total Recall and the three breasted lady, containing Jason's impression of Arnie saying "damn it Cohaagen, give dem di ayer". Martin Starr Martin as Martin. What was the music playing during the ultrasound scenes? Debbie : I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? Alison meets the pothead reckless Ben Stone and while having a small talk with Ben, Debbie's husband Pete calls her to tell that their daughter has chicken pox.

I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. For this club, you know, not for the earth. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? Quotes Debbie : I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? Top review. When Alison Scott is promoted in E! Television, she goes to a night-club to celebrate with her older married sister Debbie. Alan Tudyk Jack as Jack. Did you know Edit.

Untitled Judd Apatow Project. Ken Jeong Dr. Kuni as Dr. More like this.


The Sands was imploded in to make way for the Venetian. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. Doorman : You old, she pregnant. You know what, you may have power now but you are not god.